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I’m throwing all caution to the wind now and am just talking about all kinds of festive things.
Today it’s all about would you rather
Would you rather…
Not celebrate Christmas next year? Or not celebrate your birthday next year?
I’m turning 25 next year and I kind of don’t care, which I never really do anyway, I mean it’s gonna be a Monday, I hate being the centre of attention and I can eat cake whenever. All this to say that I wouldn’t want to miss out on living my life in tinsel and putting fairy lights over everything and eating all the fooooodddd. Mini sausages wrapped in bacon? Sign me up.
Never receive another gift from anyone ever again? Or be forced to give everyone in your family an inappropriate gift?
Looks like everyone is getting inappropriate gifts.
Grow a permanent Santa beard? Or Grow permanent reindeer antlers?
Basic bitch me up and give me some reindeer antlers. I’ll find a flower crown to really style it out.
Celebrate Christmas every day of the year? Or never celebrate Christmas ever again?
Oh never again. I get annoyed when Christmas effectively starts in October and then by the time it actually comes around I’m kind of ready for it to be done. If it lasted all year I’d just make like The Grinch and go live in a cave.
Get the presents you wanted for Christmas? Or get $100,000 for Christmas?
Show me the money.
Would you rather be married to Santa Clause or Jack Frost?
Santa, I guess? I dunno…
Never listen to Christmas music ever again? Listen to music every day of your life?
Never again. Like I said before, there is only so much I can take. Some of those Christmas songs are very in your face, not to be trifled with all the time.
Would you rather have to sit on Santa’s lap for an hour in a mall? Or find a mouse in your Christmas stocking every year during the 12 days of Christmas?
Mice. Surely if I know it’s there then dealing with it becomes a piece of piss?
Drink a barrel of eggnog? Drink a barrel of ginger beer?
Become an elf? Or become a reindeer?
Elf. Seems like a more manageable work load.
Only listen to soca/reggae version of Christmas songs? Or only listen Japanese version of Christmas songs?
Give me a reggae version of White Christmas… (I could have had any song there, that was apparently just the first one that came to mind).
Would you rather spend Christmas alone? Or with strangers?
And that’s yet another Christmas tag done. I’m gonna try and not do another one of these tomorrow, but who knows whether I will actually be successful in that or not. I sure as hell don’t.
Parentheses count: 1. See you tomorrow!
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